Things to do at walmart

I have had tons of stuff going on that I want to post, but I do not have to much time because of my tests tomorrow and I just got this REALLY funny email. So, I will post more over the weekend...
14 Things to do at WalMart
> >
> > 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
> > 5-minute
> >
> > 2. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the
> > restrooms.
> >
> > 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official
> > tone, 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what
> > happens.
> >
> > 4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of
> > M&M's on lay away
> >
> > 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted
> > area
> >
> > 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
> > shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring
> > pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> > 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
> > ask, Why can't you people just leave me alone?
> >
> > 8. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a
> > mirror, and pick your nose
> >
> > 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the
> > clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
> >
> > 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
> > "Mission Impossible" theme.
> >
> > 11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> > say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
> >
> > 12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
> > assume the fetal position and scream. NO! NO! It's those
> > voices again!!!!"
> >
> > 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a
> > while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet
> > paper in here
> >
> > 14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle
> > shouting "go, pikachu, go!